Grown men, er…
Saturday, March 28th, 2009Today’s outstanding spectacle was the sight of two “grown” men using their iPhones to fart at each other using the “iFart” app, 59p at the iPhone App Store. No, I’m not making this up. One of these men had spent half an hour ranting about the bad behaviour of his teen-age daughter, I thing the words “example” and “bad” could be re-arranged into a useful phrase here. I would name names but one of these reprobates threatened legal action if I so much as mentioned his name, so don’t worry Burls, your secrets safe with me.

The fart machine!